Bis Gandah Ladaa!

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Ok! cut the crap. Here are two songs i got from a friend. I guess its in Tamil. They are funny because some parts of the lyrics sound like Dhivehi.

1. Systamah Ladaa, Kairi ah ladaa, Bis Gandah Ladaa…

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2. Oh Bodey! Foah Bodey!

Enjoy songs. Chao!

[edited: it seems the end of the last song is too funny]

Love & Marriage

A student asks a teacher: What is love?

The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders….may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, this is love… you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person.

The student asked: What is marriage then?

The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn…. you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. this is marriage.

This is something I got from a forwarded mail long back. Just thought of sharing.
Graffiti Drawn by kaidha on facebook

Facebook Story

It has been EXACTLY two years since I joined the facebook. At first it kinda freaked me out sending numerous e-mail alerts about each and every single thing. Yeah! and I did write my first reply on my own wall, like most of you. (:D)

Here goes the facebook story. Likes and Dislikes.

Likes

1. First thing first, I love changing status.
2. I love ‘Send Message’ feature, which allows to send messages even though the recipient is not in friend list.
3. Love the Grafitti Wall, its the best application yay!
4. Other favourites include Movies, iLike, Nicknames and Questions
5. There are always people to wish me B’days on facebook though in real life, they don’t give a damn.
6. Finding and get in touch with once known-but-lost buddies.
7. Some groups are fabulous. My favourites are MGA, Ismail Wajeeh Fans, and DHiCTIONARY
8. I love adding applications developed by Maldivians. Like, MvBlogs, Hedhikaa, Radheef, Akun Bakun

Freaks me out

1. I hate friends requests from unknown people, and some people keep on adding and adding, yes, there is something called ‘facebook friends’ but i guess its not the right way.
2. I hate half dead groups n invitations to them [ like if i get 100000 people who dislike bla bla ]
3. I hate those photo stealing groups. [just steal pictures from an unknown person's album, n put them all over forums and groups. Wouldnt it be better to publish own pics in own groups? :@]
4. I hate to poke and being poked.
5. I hate different kinda walls. Fun, Advance or whatever. One is enough for me.
6. I hate chatting on that ‘kuda kuda’ chatbox.

Tell me what you got?

Love – A stranger!?

Let me ask what I want to ask first. Do you think love is a stranger to you? Well, this could be a stupid question – and ya! a difficult to answer may be. Let me make a bit simpler for you.

In life, we fall in love several times. A girl after girl, or a boy after a boy. Despite this fact, we feel a completely new thing every time. But yet it is called the ‘love’. Doesn’t it sound stupid? No matter how many times we fall in love, we just don’t get friendly with it. We just don’t get used to it. Each and every time, its just a new and unknown feeling. But yet, its called Love.

Well, you might think that its because of different personalities. Different ways of caring, different ways of talking, meeting and understanding. Yeah! that’s what I got as answers so far. But, lets keep those different personalities aside now. Think about your boyfriend or girlfriend for a while. You really think the love that exists between you two are friendly. I seriously don’t think so. That feeling keeps on changing moment to moment giving the most unexpected at times. The person we think we know the most may also be like a stranger sometimes. It just keeps on moving here and there.

But yet its just the same damn feeling – love. duh! just a stranger which never gets friendly – no matter how long we stay in love.

So back to the question. Do you think love is a stranger?

Picture: [burning heart] by Me

Sex for Prisoners

Lets start with a story.

Your husband has been locked up for a crime he did not commit. When the court system has released him after verifying that he is innocent, he comes home to you. Being that this is your husband, you two make love. A few months later, you find out that you have HIV. You got it from him. He was not cheating. He got it from being anally raped while in the prison system. The prisoner raped him, and he did not know that he had the disease. Who’s wrong?

Well, it is just a story and not the truth. Maybe, that’s not likely to happen in a small place like Maldives. Who knows? But, I strongly believe prisoners should be allowed to have sex with their wives/or husbands. It should be a compulsory service to be provided by the department of correction, or whoever in charge of the prison. Its a fact that they are also human beings and would surely find it difficult to live without sexual pleasure from their wives/husbands. Yes! they have committed a crime which is not acceptable, and they are in prison to bear it’s circumstances and punishment. That doesn’t mean that they are kept away from their lawful wives/husbands.

Yea! there is another side too. Allowing sex chances to the prisoners could make the prison best place to live, which may contradict with giving punishment for the crime they have committed. This would reduce the eagerness to come out of the prison to ‘meet’ their respective wives/husbands. High security at prison is another big question. Even if a prison allows sex chances to the prisoners, wives/husbands may not feel secure to expose their bodies in a place full of CCTV. :S

Well, I don’t know whether sex chances for prisoners are allowed in Maldives, or anywhere else even. What I believe is, sex chances should be allowed in every prison, and absence of it is just like promoting homo-sex. Maybe, that’s why the story I told before had a sad ending…

Btw, which side you believe in?